clientsfromhell:

Client: I want the site in multicolor Comic Sans, on a blue background, with plenty of funny animated gifs and sound effects.

Me: I can do that, but I think that it would turn out horrible.

Client: Just kidding, I was making sure that you’d stop me if I ever suggested something like that. I’m emailing the brief now…

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clientsfromhell:

Me: Based on everything we’ve talked about, I estimate this will run about 850€.

Client: Great! But I’ll have to pay in US Dollars.

Me: Not a problem. That should come out to roughly $1160.

Client: What? No, I’ll pay you $850.

Me: Well, no, that’s not the price I estimated. I mean, we can lower the cost by removing some options but…

Client: What are you talking about? That’s the same price, just different money.

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The Great Masters had used the pit as a prison. It was large enough to hold five hundred men… and more than ample for two dragons. For how long, though? What will happen when they grow too large for the pit? Will they turn on one another with flame and claw? Will they grow wan and weak, with withered flanks and shrunken wings? Will their fires go out before the end? What sort of mother lets her children rot in darkness?

(Source: jimbuckybarnes, via the-iron-throne)

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marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

(Source: breakourbones, via shitihavetothinkofaname)

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taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

(Source: daniels-gillies, via the-iron-throne)

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disarms:

goodbye my love

disarms:

goodbye my love

(via the-iron-throne)

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dothraki-screamer:

Supernatural/Mumford and Sons crossover
Sam says yes to Lucifer, and Dean is forced to kill him.

(via beautiful-people666)

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Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

(Source: chrisprattdelicious, via reasonsaresimple)

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rynnay:

unclewhisky:

we-the-antisocials:

This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

What a good thing is Terry Pratchett.

As a rule I have to reblog Terry Pratchett, even if I’ve already done so before.

rynnay:

unclewhisky:

we-the-antisocials:

This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

What a good thing is Terry Pratchett.

As a rule I have to reblog Terry Pratchett, even if I’ve already done so before.

(Source: park-slope-narcissist, via kvotheunkvothe)

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Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks

(Source: princesconsuela, via not-mooses-impala)

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(Source: lagerthastormborn, via bmaan)

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arthur-recaps:

me when i diet

(via hahahollister)

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blues resolved (x)

blues resolved (x)

(Source: jaimelnanister, via lyannastarks)

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bakerstreetbabes:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

HELL YES IRENE ADLER AND JAIME MORIARTY. WHUT.

(Source: ericscissorhands, via potter-inthe-tardis)

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