Client: I want the site in multicolor Comic Sans, on a blue background, with plenty of funny animated gifs and sound effects.
Me: I can do that, but I think that it would turn out horrible.
Client: Just kidding, I was making sure that you’d stop me if I ever suggested something like that. I’m emailing the brief now…
Me: Based on everything we’ve talked about, I estimate this will run about 850€.
Client: Great! But I’ll have to pay in US Dollars.
Me: Not a problem. That should come out to roughly $1160.
Client: What? No, I’ll pay you $850.
Me: Well, no, that’s not the price I estimated. I mean, we can lower the cost by removing some options but…
Client: What are you talking about? That’s the same price, just different money.
The Great Masters had used the pit as a prison. It was large enough to hold five hundred men… and more than ample for two dragons. For how long, though? What will happen when they grow too large for the pit? Will they turn on one another with flame and claw? Will they grow wan and weak, with withered flanks and shrunken wings? Will their fires go out before the end? What sort of mother lets her children rot in darkness?
(Source: jimbuckybarnes, via the-iron-throne)
that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck
dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times
(Source: breakourbones, via shitihavetothinkofaname)