A guide to physical affection

  • <b> <b></b> Friends :</b> casually reaches 3rd base as greeting, mutually fondles, semi-ironically strokes face in class<p><b>Crush:</b> our pinkies touched we should get married<p><p>
  • Everyone else: ew never breath near me again
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Natalie Dormer’s Favorite ‘First’?

one of the cool perks of my job is that sometimes now i get recognized and i can skip queues at restaurants. I think the first time i got to skip a restaurant line was last year when i went out for brunch in New York.

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Reblog if your penis is on fire right now like actually in flames

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takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

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castielsteenwolf:

weloveshortvideos:

just a cat giving a presidential speech on ebola…

IVE HAD A TUMBLR FOR 4 YEARS AND THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE I CANT BREATHE

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gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

(via queen-of-vintas)

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teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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more like when a giant chicken is tryna steal your fab red satchel and your stuck on a travelator

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emilypemily:

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

#WHY BROTHER [x]

emilypemily:

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

 [x]

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caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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thelow-cal-calzone-zone:

I’m pretty sure this is my favorite quote from this show ever

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lumosgets-spoopy:

steve-rogers-is-a-punk-rocker:

It’s October.

TIME TO GET SPOOPY 
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